The Pondering AUSTIN BEN

by none but Christ alone

The Big Bang Theory Poster

Awesome Mix Vol. 3

The Snap was undone and the disintegrated were living again. The Avengers were at their headquarters.

Rocket: Quill, the best room in this building is the theatre room. We must get one for our ship. The DTS is amazing.

Drax: We were all disintegrated and we are back now and that is first thing you are impressed about?

Rocket: Drax, nobody knew that you were disintegrated. For all we knew, you were standing in there in silence and nobody knew and ain`t nobody gave a damn.

Ironman: Champagne?

Rocket: Is this how you earthlings celebrate? Quill, you must grow up and become a man.

Quill: Hey, we are outlaws we cannot be drunk. We gotta be alert at any given time.

Rocket: Not all times you fool. Get some bottles for our ship. And get one of these bar things and learn how to be a bartender, Quill.

Ironman: A toast to the Avengers and the battles we won!

Rocket: A toast to the Guardians of the Galaxy for their third time in saving the galaxy.

Captain: The Avengers! We the Avengers saved the galaxy.

Rocket: The Avengers? The Guardians of the Galaxy is different. Quill, where are you, you idiot. Back me up and help me out here.

Groot: I`m Groot.

Nick Fury: Listen to me, teddy. The Avengers are a collective of superhumans and those dedicated to saving the universe in times of distress. Go through the Avengers hologram gallery to know the superabilities of the Avengers.

Rocket: Teddy? What`s a teddy?

Nick Fury: A play doll for little girls.

Groot: I`m Groot.

Rocket: Yea, laugh for this, Groot. Play doll for little girls?

Ironman: In every toy and souvenir shop the Rocket doll is selling hot off the shell. Mattel and Marvel apparently made a sweet deal.

Groot: I`m Groot.

Rocket: What’s that new thing you got with you, Groot? XBox One?

Groot: I`m Groot.

Shuri: You should get the PS4.

Rocket: You are the Wakandan scientist, aren`t you? I need some of your Vibranium suits.

Black Panther: We lend our tech only to the needy and in times of distress.

Rocket: Drax, we have a mission.

Gamora: We are not stealing anything from Wakanda.

Rocket: Wakanda is so cool, man. A planet within a planet. And I don’t steal, Gamora. Drax does.

Okoye: I dare you to steal from Wakanda.

Banner: Wakanda is the most intelligent place there is. The tech created by Vibranium is mesmerising.

Rocket: What is your story, man? Thanos beat you up blue and your green guy goes away hiding and comes back after big daddy is gone. That is so cruel.

Thor: Don't make fun of him. If he gets angry then comes the green ravaging guy.

Rocket: So, if you are angry you become a superhuman? Man, that is so crazy. Drax does that all the time. You piss him off and he goes bananas. Drax you must join the Avengers, the whole bunch seems pissed and confused just as you.

Quill: I want to go around the country on a trip before our we leave to space. Coming?

Rocket: We must visit an IMAX theatre sometime, Quill. You and your outdated Walkman and Zune. Let us get some DJ.

Quill: Hey, I left earth in 1988. At that time kids looked up at me and my Walkman. I was the cool kid, man.

Rocket: Cool kid? Look at you, Quill. You peed yourself looking at the Hulk.

Dr. Strange: The Avengers were professionals. And ever since Ironman and Spiderman joined us we have become a bunch of talkatives.

Ironman: Not another Civil War please.

Nick Fury: Let us all do something to get our minds off the war.

Spiderman: I know, let us go to Disneyland.

Natasha: I`m in.

Antman: I will bring Cassie.

Rocket: Does Disneyland have an IMAX?

Ironman: Why Disneyland? Why not Vegas and casinos?

Pepper: No gambling, Tony.

Nick Fury: When I said to do something? I meant like a new strategy from future threats. Not Disneyland or Vegas.

Rocket: The Avengers plan everything? Improv is our strategy, man.

Banner: Okay, I gotta ask. They cybernetically engineered you. How did they do that? I mean we created Vision. And what's the story with Groot? How was Groot created?

Rocket: You can cut a twig off Groot and grow your own Groot.

Groot: I’m Groot.

Rocket: Shut up, Groot! You can be easily cloned. Look at Thor`s Stormbreaker, it is slowly growing in height and strength.

Thor: Rabbit, the hammer is by my power. It can be wielded only by me.

Rocket: Groot handed it to you, man. Remember?

Banner: You love games Groot?

Groot: I’m Groot.

Nick Fury: I’m interested in knowing how Groot became the muscle for Rocket.

Rocket: Oh, you guys are boring. Maybe you are all experiencing PTSD. Quill, let us go and find music for our next Awesome Mix and some nice earbuds and one of those woofers.

Quill: Awesome Mix Vol. 3. Cool! Guardians of the Galaxy, let’s go.

Austin Ben

Austin Ben

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