Howard is kicked out of his house by Bernadette and he has no place to crash. He takes Sheldon`s old room in Leonard and Penny`s apartment.

Howard: Hey, guys! I should have called but the answer would have been a no. So, can I crash at your place a few days? Bernie is mad at me and kicked me out of my own house. Can you believe it?

Penny: You know, in the old days I would ask why but since I know you well, never mind.

Leonard: Did you buy Bernadette a sex toy?

Howard: What?? God, nooo! Who would do that? Bernadette is a mother and I am in my prime. Why would I do that?

Leonard: So, did you drink all her milk without leaving any for the baby?

Howard: Whatt? What kind of person do you think I am?

Penny: Well, you had sex with your cousin, you had a relationship with Raj, you had sex with a man over your computer, you lived with your mom, and you currently live with Stuart, so I think you are a creep.

Leonard: Ugh! That is so nasty.

Howard: Heyy! Heyy!. If you don’t want me to stay here just put it on my face. Enough of my past and for the record I did not have any relationship with Raj or Stuart. I am not a gay.

Leonard: Bisexual.

Howard: Okay, you win. Now if you give me Sheldon`s room I will share you my Netflix password.

Leonard: That sounds fair. What do you say honey?

Penny: Sounds like a deal.

Later, Sheldon and Amy, Raj join them for dinner.

Sheldon: Why is Wolowitz bringing our food?

Leonard: It’s his duty. I get his Netflix password and he does all the driving and stuff. It’s a win-win for all.

Sheldon: I don’t understand. Why does he have to do all that and not you?

Leonard: He stays here, Sheldon.

Sheldon: No. That can’t be. My room is not supposed to be with muggles.

Leonard: Sheldon, it’s not your room anymore. We discussed it already.

Sheldon: Well, we discussed it but did we reach an agreement?

Leonard: Nooo.

Sheldon: Then it’s my room. I have to make a contract. How many days are you staying here?

Howard: What? Are you not gonna ask me, why?

Sheldon: Going by your history, you probably tried feeding your baby with your milk and Bernadette kicked you out. You are freakish as always.

Howard: Heyy, that was not why she kicked me out? That happened last month and Bernie was not even mad at me for it.

Raj: Did you lactate, dude? Because that would mean you are pregnant.

Penny: Isn’t that a superpower, if Howard gets to lactate.

Raj: I call dibs. I would like myself to be a big breasted man.

Leonard: So that you can suck yourself?

Howard: That’s not really a superpower. It’s a transvestite.

Penny: Okay, so is Bernadette joining us?

Amy: I believe she is going to be late. Stuart and Bernadette took the kids to a park and are on their way.

Howard: Oh! I miss doing that.

Leonard: Oh! Come on you hate the outdoors.

Raj: And you lost Cinnamon in the park once.

(Bernadette and Stuart arrive)

Penny, Amy, Leonard, Raj: Hi!

Bernadette: I’m sorry. I couldn’t make Halley stop crying. So, I had to take her for a walk.

Howard: It’s so nice. You taking the kids and having some family time without me.

Bernadette: None of this would have happened if you had your dirty laundry off the nanny.

(Bernadette stormed off to Sheldon’s old room – presently Howard`s with the kids and shut the door. She came out again)

Bernadette: Come here you rat clown and help me with the diapers.

Stuart: Agent Stuart on the way.

Raj: Dude, you had sex with the nanny. The granny. That is so fetish.

Penny: Ugh! This day can’t get any worse.

Amy: I did warn Bernadette to not allow you alone with the kids. I forgot about the nanny.

Leonard: Hey, Howard, this is the classic you.

Howard: Hey, I did not have sex with the nanny. I dreamed about having sex with the nanny, wrote an erotica, flashed to her and then.

Penny: Slept with her?

Howard: Nooo. I had sex with the couch and Bernadette walked in on me and so did the nanny.

Raj: Like American Pie?

Howard: Yeah.

Penny: Oh, my God! That is so yuck.

Howard: I know. I was so stressed out and it was nearly three months since I had a piece of cake. So, i just hit the couch. It was up for the grabs.

Raj: Watching pornography?

Howard: Well, this gets real weird. Watching the nanny!

Leonard: Whattt?

Penny: Ugh!

Raj: Dude, I called dibs on the nanny first!

Stuart: I get to be with her most of the time. So, if you freaks stay out of this we can play it nice.

Penny: Hey! What the hell is happening here?

Howard: I am going to apologise for my behaviour.

(Bernadette enters)

Howard: Bernadette, I am truly sorry for my behaviour. I was out of my mind and I am ashamed of my actions. Now if you are still mad at me I understand that. I want be there when Holly and Neil needs me. I want to be the one to take care of them. I will apologise to the nanny. And, i apologise to all my friends here.

Bernadette: Okay, now, go get the kids. Let’s go home.