At Leonard`s Apartment 4A, the gang is having Chinese takeout with Stuart Bloom and Geeky Denis joining them.

Sheldon: What is Stuart doing here?

Amy: Sheldon, what have I told you about being a good host? Stuart and Denis are dating and if things work out they could they could also get married like us.

(Amy looks at Sheldon and smiles)

Amy: Maybe they could join our gang and also get married like all of us.

Raj: Hey before you say anything further. I haven’t even dated a woman in the last year and the one before it and the one before it.

Howard: That’s because you see women only for sex.

Penny: Heyyyy! That is so misogynist. And, yeah! I heard the word in the movie me and Leonard watched last night.

Sheldon: Misogynist? Oh! Penny. The word you are looking for is sexual objectification. It means looking at the opposite sex as an object of mere sexual desire. And, misogynist is hatred towards women and prejudice against them. Whereas Raj likes women of any kind, so he is not a misogynist, he is a sexually unethical person.

Leonard: Not to forget Raj`s love for dogs.

Howard: And dolphins!

Bernadette: And you!

Sheldon: Well, coming back to Stuart. I would feel safe if he leaves. And I don’t want anybody else in our gang because the number value of number four is equal to its number of letters. And any map may be coloured in four colours with no two regions that share a common stretch of border having the same colour. So, we as a gang of four will always be four.

Amy: Safe?

Leonard, Penny, Raj, Howard, Bernadette: Noooooo!

Sheldon: Well, in the case of a fire in our apartment Leonard and Penny will carry me, Howard and Bernadette will carry you and Raj will carry my time capsule to safety.

Amy: What time capsule?

Sheldon: A time capsule is a box of contents that is supposed to be opened on a mentioned date. And I have dated mine to any disaster and may our apartment fall.

Howard: What about Halley and Neil Michael?

Sheldon: Oh! Maybe Stuart and Denis could stay.

Stuart: Thank you, Sheldon!

Leonard: Oh! Sheldon, what about your kids? If you are planning to test tube some.

Amy: Oh. Really!

Sheldon: Leonard, if Howard can do it why not us? Besides it’s just entering a cave. I would wear a torch helmet and some safety goggles.

Howard: Where is this coming from?

Stuart: Me and Denis were discussing about getting married and having kids the other day. It was kind of nice.

Sheldon: You and Denis! Getting married! I’ll take my shirt off if your wedding ever happens.

Denis: You gonna take that. Are you not gonna say anything?

Stuart: Oh, hey, Sheldon! I am better than you in many things like money, business, I have got the first edition Ironman comic, I have a girlfriend who understands me, who loves comics as much as I do.

Sheldon: Oh you got that.

Amy: What and I don’t understand you?

Sheldon: Oh, Amy! Stuart is awkward around women. You know that well. And this is his only probability with a woman. I tried all permutations and combinations.

Stuart: Hey! I was never awkward around women. And for the record I have dated Penny twice, and then. Well only Penny. So, Penny was I awkward?

Penny: No, you were nice. And that was 8 years ago. So don’t talk about it in front of Leonard.

Leonard: Hey, I’m not jealous or annoyed.

Raj: Really, well I was in bed with Penny once. I’ve kissed her.

Stuart: So have i.

Bernadette: You did not have a shot did you, tushie face? (Looking at Howard)

Sheldon: I have touched Penny’s breast and buttocks once and saw her naked in bed while clinching onto a pole and dancing once.

Penny: Oh, hey enough Penny talk.

Raj: Just this one please.

Penny: (Angrily reacting) What?

Raj: Howard stole your semi-transparent red lingerie from your laundry 6 years ago and he still has it.

Bernadette: Was that the one you gave me on our fifth date?

Howard: Oh, hey enough Penny talk.

Penny: What? You bunch of weirdos? You stole my lingerie?

Leonard: Guys, I am sitting right here.

Stuart: I know that one. I saw it when Howard wore it and tried kissing his own nipples.

Amy: (Looking tense) When did Sheldon touch your breast and your buttocks?

Penny: Heyyy! He stole my Victoria`s Secret lingerie that Leonard gifted me and believed that I left it in one of my bosses place.

Leonard: I’m sorry for doubting you and for what my weirdo friends did.

Penny: Aw, Leonard!