
The Crossover Churning
The gang discuss about writing a crossover fanfic while having takeout dinner and come to know of Sheldon`s secret moonlights.
Raj: How about we write crossover fan fiction and post it?
Leonard: That would be cool! If it’s great we can be famous in comic con.
Howard: Do you have any fan fiction ideas?
Raj: What if we put Game of Thrones in a planet and send the Avengers there to fight the White Walkers?
Howard: Game of Thrones and Avengers... but who gets to sit on the Iron Throne? The Avengers are a team. There is no leader or any one greater than any in Avengers.
Raj: Blatantly it’s the Iron Man who gets to sit on the Iron Throne.
Sheldon: Raj, you don’t get to put Game of Thrones in any planet. It already happens in a planet and don’t ruin Avengers and Game of Thrones for me.
Leonard: How about adding the X-Men too?
Howard: That would be one hellova crossover.
Penny: You forgot Star Wars!
(Penny looks at Leonard)
Penny: Was I correct? Or is it inappropriate?
Leonard: Oh, you were right.
(Penny smiles)
Sheldon: X-Men… Really, Leonard? Don’t spoil it for me. The Game of Thrones can never be saved. The doom is the doom. Sending the Avengers or the X-Men is going to get them killed when the White Walkers take over.
Leonard: Spoiler alert: Sheldon has figured out how Game of Thrones is going to end.
Sheldon: Of course, I have! I applied probability on the characters most likely to live and it was none.
Leonard: Sure you did! Maybe we can publish this instead of the crossover fanfic.
Sheldon: I already have published my character map of Game of Thrones, predicting the Game of Thrones ending and Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings idiosyncrasy in The Journal of Scientific Fiction Analysis.
Leonard: There is a journal for this?
Sheldon: www.jsfa.org. There you go.
Leonard: Wait… the address in the website says Editor. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Apartment 4A, 2311, North Los Robles Avenue, Pasadena, California.
Howard: You run a journal?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: Well, what other things are you moonlighting from us?
Sheldon: I am the editor of 6 journals, admin of 23 science forums, Top Science Writer in Quora for two consecutive years, Reporter of Pasadena Weather Station, investor in Stark Tech that is working on the Ironman suit.
Howard: Pasadena Weather Station? Where is that?
Sheldon: 2311, North Los Robles Avenue, Pasadena, California.
Howard: And, Stark Tech?
Sheldon: Yes, it`s a startup working on a prototype Ironman suit for defence purposes. And, their work is remarkable. I angel invested in them through my SheldonCooper.vc firm.
Amy: That’s it?
Sheldon: Yes, Amy. Thank you.
Amy: Sheldon, I am so proud of you.
Bernadette: Why?
Amy: Usually the guys know more about this kind of stuff than me. Now I feel proud that they don’t. I think I’m making progress.
Penny: You go girl.
Sheldon: Where?
Penny: It`s an expression, Sheldon!
Sheldon: Expression of what?
Raj: Oh, wait! I got it. How about we have James Bond act as the liaison spy between Game of Thrones and the Avengers?
Leonard: Okay, now you are starting to spoil it.