
The Superhero Synthesis
The gang discuss who would be which superhero during dinner at Apartment 4A.
Amy: Why are the superheroes referred to as God? Did they create something? They only protect people and the world. Why aren’t they referred to as protectors?
Sheldon: The superheroes are not referred to as God, Amy. They are the Gods.
Raj: The secret to the winning power of Avengers – The Earth's Mightiest Heroes is their teamwork. They worked as a team.
Sheldon: And, teams are rightly defined as one mind and many hands.
Penny: Like how you all are.
Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny. Are you suggesting that we are like the Avengers?
Penny: I am not suggesting anything. I’m saying that you are a giant pain in the ass.
Sheldon: If we are the Avengers I would be the Ironman. I have the brains for developing a powered exoskeleton suit.
Howard: I’m the engineer here, Sheldon. I think I’m the one capable of building the suit.
Sheldon: Howard, please. You would be the Iron Patriot. I can lend you my suit.
Leonard: I would be Thor.
Penny: Yes, you would sweety.
Raj: I wonder what character would I be.
Howard: You could be Black Panther.
Raj: Just because I’m dark skinned?
Howard: Hey, because you are an astrophysicist and you know meteorites.
Raj: By that logic you would be Star-Lord. Because you went to outer space. And Bernadette would be your Gamora.
Penny: I could be Wonder Woman, right? Because I have already played the character with you guys.
Sheldon: Leonard, don`t you teach your girlfriend anything? Be a man, Leonard.
Amy: Penny, Wonder Woman is not from the Marvel Universe. She`s from DC.
Sheldon: See my work there, Leonard.
Raj: You could be the hot Natasha Romanoff - the Black Widow since you are hot, Penny.
Penny: Black Widow? Seriously! Which idiot named her as such?
Sheldon: You apologies right now, for that last statement, Penny?
Amy: She lost her husband while in action, Penny and hence her superhero name is such.
Penny: Can we talk about something else other than superheroes?
Rajesh: Oh, I have been waiting to ask, when dinosaurs existed would ape-man have killed and eaten dinosaurs? Or dinosaur eggs?
Howard: That would be eggs for the whole family.
Sheldon: Wrong. Ape-men ate raw meat and hence so would not have eaten dinosaur meat as it would have been hard to chew.
Raj: We gotta give it, the guy knows everything since the Big Bang.
Howard: Or at least thinks he knows it.
Sheldon: Penny, you acted with apes, you would know better I suppose.
Penny: Leonard, are you going to let him talk like that?
Howard: Penny, you are a Serial Apeist and he is a Serial Narcissist. So!