The Pondering AUSTIN BEN

by none but Christ alone

The Big Bang Theory Poster

The Superhero Synthesis

The gang discuss who would be which superhero during dinner at Apartment 4A.

Amy: Why are the superheroes referred to as God? Did they create something? They only protect people and the world. Why aren’t they referred to as protectors?

Sheldon: The superheroes are not referred to as God, Amy. They are the Gods.

Raj: The secret to the winning power of Avengers – The Earth's Mightiest Heroes is their teamwork. They worked as a team.

Sheldon: And, teams are rightly defined as one mind and many hands.

Penny: Like how you all are.

Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny. Are you suggesting that we are like the Avengers?

Penny: I am not suggesting anything. I’m saying that you are a giant pain in the ass.

Sheldon: If we are the Avengers I would be the Ironman. I have the brains for developing a powered exoskeleton suit.

Howard: I’m the engineer here, Sheldon. I think I’m the one capable of building the suit.

Sheldon: Howard, please. You would be the Iron Patriot. I can lend you my suit.

Leonard: I would be Thor.

Penny: Yes, you would sweety.

Raj: I wonder what character would I be.

Howard: You could be Black Panther.

Raj: Just because I’m dark skinned?

Howard: Hey, because you are an astrophysicist and you know meteorites.

Raj: By that logic you would be Star-Lord. Because you went to outer space. And Bernadette would be your Gamora.

Penny: I could be Wonder Woman, right? Because I have already played the character with you guys.

Sheldon: Leonard, don`t you teach your girlfriend anything? Be a man, Leonard.

Amy: Penny, Wonder Woman is not from the Marvel Universe. She`s from DC.

Sheldon: See my work there, Leonard.

Raj: You could be the hot Natasha Romanoff - the Black Widow since you are hot, Penny.

Penny: Black Widow? Seriously! Which idiot named her as such?

Sheldon: You apologies right now, for that last statement, Penny?

Amy: She lost her husband while in action, Penny and hence her superhero name is such.

Penny: Can we talk about something else other than superheroes?

Rajesh: Oh, I have been waiting to ask, when dinosaurs existed would ape-man have killed and eaten dinosaurs? Or dinosaur eggs?

Howard: That would be eggs for the whole family.

Sheldon: Wrong. Ape-men ate raw meat and hence so would not have eaten dinosaur meat as it would have been hard to chew.

Raj: We gotta give it, the guy knows everything since the Big Bang.

Howard: Or at least thinks he knows it.

Sheldon: Penny, you acted with apes, you would know better I suppose.

Penny: Leonard, are you going to let him talk like that?

Howard: Penny, you are a Serial Apeist and he is a Serial Narcissist. So!

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Austin Ben

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